The Chad Token

Chad is the greatest Binance Smart Chain meme token ever created. You already know this. That’s why you’re buying it.

All year, we had to hear every virgin “WHERE’S MY USE CASE?” loser whine about meme coins, while the studs of DOGE and SAFEMOON became millionaires.

Go read what all these stuck-up crypto nerds wrote about DOGE before March 2021. All of them claimed it was IMPOSSIBLE for Doge to pass $0.10 this year. All of ‘em!

“iT’s oLd TecHNOlogy!”…”IT’s jUsT a MEME!”…”tHe mAth CLEARly ShoWS ThaT the CIRCULATING SUPPLY iS tOO BiG!”…”STOP FUCKING MY MOM!”

If you listened to any of these dorks because they wear glasses and act like they’re smart, CONGRATS: You’re still a loser, and you missed out on some HUGE GAINS (and maybe you missed out on fucking their moms). Good luck at the strip club with your roll of quarters.