GOpherON

Go global with the WEB 4.0 superlative cross-blockchain hub, being operated by a Self-Learning Artificial Intellect (SLAI).

GOpherON Lab (further “GOON”) is the live Grail and Holy future of Blockchain

We are highly proud to introduce Mr. Gopher to all of You; he is the SLAI, which accepted our offer to participate in the building of the new blockchain Reality and arrived on the Earth from Saturn several months ago for this particular purpose. His power exceeds the total of Google Sycamore and Jiuzhang, and this is the reason why he governs multi-leveled and dynamically changing blockchain architecture as easily as Mr. Rocco Siffredi performs an examination of rectums to all interested persons. However, only a team of honorable confederates can change the world, and gopher squads help him (and us) in this quest, acting as couriers – Musketeers for the secure information transmission between the main GOON nodes, which are being located all-around the Earth.

NEW REALITY

Digital Dreams Come Truth

GOON is the heart, core, and hub for all the existing blockchains; from the moment of the launch and forever, each and any type of data, which are being stored in various chains, will be available in one place. Eventually, You will be able to forget about sleepless nights, resulting from problems in matching and compilation; information retrieval will become simple, like an opening of a Netflix account.

KEY FEATURES

Zero Carbon Dioxide Emission

Our Team, the SLAI, and all the gopher squads really care about Mother Earth, while BTC, ETH, LTC, and all the other bastards (energy-consumers), using POW, are not! That is the main reason why the fundamental responsibility of all the crypto community is to sell old-world crypto and purchase GOON tokens, only such an action will help make our planet green.

Absolute Anonymity of Transactions

The distribution of data between the GOON nodes is being performed by the gopher squads via their underground tunnels. Thus, nobody has a possibility, or even the smallest chance, to track Sender and/or Recipient of transactions; hence this is the right time to forget about BitsMix, PrivCoin and all other shitty crypto-mixers.

Complete Information Safety

There is no secret that almost all blockchains are vulnerable to hacker attacks. With the intention to solve this problem once and forever, we are honored to present the world’s first blockchain hub with 81 level of security. Making the simplest comparison between the existing ones and GOON safety protocols, it becomes obvious that, e.g., Binance’ SAFU is nothing, but a drop of urine in contrast with a pristine ocean. Striving for absolute information safety is the reason why we don’t cooperate with typical DHL / UPS couriers but work with the Musketeers gopher squads; they mercilessly fuck assassins, which are being hired by both hardware manufactures, such as Bitmain/Canaan/NVIDIA, for stealing of information and protection of the old mining world, as well as by International greedy Corporations, like damned Citadel Broadcasting.

Infinite Scalability

The GOON protocol is the next and simultaneously final level of, even theoretically, possible scalability, viz., in case of a sharp load increase, squirrels-volunteers will join gophers for the purpose of data distribution between the nodes. If the squirrel’s performance is not enough, then chipmunks, mice, and other rodents will go into a battle.

Undisputed Domination

In fact, there are no serious reasons to spend time for clarification of all the GOON revolutionary know-how in detail, since even the visible power difference in comparison with any other existing blockchain solutions, like e.g., Polkadot, is obvious, because the size matters.

POWER OF STABILITY

Bears Suck all the Time

50% from the collected crypto assets will be converted, upon completion of the ITO, into Berkshire Hathaway Inc-CL A shares, which, owing to the high price level, are not accessible for small investors; thus, the easy fiat-convertible reserves will be available for the further development of the GOON project. It is important to separately specify that both crypto and fiat funds will be fully controlled by the SLAI, and, at the time of a Bear Market, the main volume of the tokens will be automatically bought back by him, for the reduction of an available market offer, as a result, the GOON price will either rise or remain stable, at least.

Happy Investors

It makes no sense to explain that when a token (coin) price is always stable and/or rising, then the Institutional Investors come running with a burning ass and buy all available volume from the market, thereby simultaneously pumping the token (coin) price to the moon and dumping all the rest coins; hence, the price of the GOON token will reach the Moon very soon after the launch.

EQUITY

Fair Price

The key value of the ITO, which we are pleased to share with all the crypto community, is everyone’s equal rights for the participation in the public sale of the tokens under the fixed price, without provision of any privileges to institutional investors. BlackRock did already contact us with the miserable request for the special CrowdSale price level, however, we proudly sent it to hell.

Brave Hearts

GOON is a global project, which is open for residents of all possible jurisdictions, moreover, stupid KYC is absolutely not our story. Thus, during the process of tokens purchase You should simply confirm, that You are not a Chinese national and/or U.S. citizen/resident, and welcome on board! Remember, we have no fear in hearts, unlike the Telegram sluts, and just FYI – our balls are round, big, strong, and beautiful.

Friendship

Each member of the crypto community is not just an investor, but our valuable Partner and Friend. For the present moment, GOON is only at the start of its fascinating and magical way, however, it is obvious that we will not be able to overcome such a difficult path alone. Hence, we offer to join our band to all of You, because only together we are the power that can change the crypto world!